“The three things a bad boy needs to have. They need to have a tool belt. They need to know how to sharpen a chainsaw and they need to have a supportive bra.”
-Misha Collins
- Amy: the girl who waited
- Rory: the boy who waited
- Merlin: the wizard who waited
- Sherlock: the fandom who waited
- Lesson: FUCK YOU BBC
If fandoms had meetings
- Whovians: Screaming and pointing soniced objects at statues, shadows, shop dummies, etc
- Sherlockians: Discussing Reichenbach theories, crying, deducing people, insulting stupid people
- SPN: Crying, praying to Cas, exorcising people, running into food places and filling their pockets with salt packets
- Avengers: Running around touching butts, smashing things, shouting "CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS"
- LotR: Huddled in a corner clutching box sets and gold rings muttering "My precious" every so often and talking to themselves
- Harry Potter: Running around in capes and waving wands, shouting spells and standing in toilets
- Batman: Helping people and saying "Its not who you are, but what you do that defines you"
- Merlin: Rolling on the floor crying
- Entirety of the BBC fandoms: Standing on tall buildings shouting "MOFFAT WHY"
- Young Justice: Meeting postponed. Like everything else we love.
- Glee: Hating the show but simultaneously not making any move to stop watching it
so that was Merlin then
#in a land of myth #and a time of magic #everyone you love dies
